My Sundays include procrastination and forgetting to eat or eating my whole fridge there is no inbetween
the better my hair looks the better i function in school
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
"what’d you read over summer?"
i finished my christmas list i can’t wait
- $ 1,000,000 in cash
- the souls of those who have displeased me this year
- another boyfriend in case my other one escapes
does your signature just like happen to you once you adult
literally want to be rich for the clothes
is bye an emotion